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1. 5 reasons to hate new years.1) You must party on the 31st of December!Doesn’t mteatr how You feel, if You had a shitty day, something terrible happened around You, You have to work or You just don’t feel like it. It has to be the 31st! Not the day before or after.2) The party has to be legendary.Just getting together with friends and having fun is not enough. It must be wicked! You feel like eating, drinking or dancing? Not enough!3) Pre-planning is a must.Even if You decide what to do at last minute the subject comes up in September. Nearer the years end it’s almost the only subject between people. I hate the “What do you do for New Years Eve question”, it gives me the shivers. And the always following statement: “We MUST decide early this year because everything will be booked.4) Competitive comparingAs soon as the subject comes up, if you’re not talking to a person You’ll be spending that night with, Your choice must appear better. The whole point of having New Years Eve parties and trips is to have something to brag about.5) As if celebrating the birth of some white scammer one week earlier was not enough insult, now we have to celebrate because the calender was made for this moron. seriously, if madoff had scammed 50 trillion instead of 50 billion, would we need to redo the calender to commemorate him?!Last reason is non repetitive. Folks, 2009 will suck really bad. period. So laugh now and be merry while you can.

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