Election Night Freak Out: Cute Bitches Dressed as Trump!

I don’t really know what to do with myself tonight. I’m too anxious, too nervous, and maybe you are too.

So let’s “AWWW” at adorable female dogs (bitches!) dressed like the man who will (HOPEFULLY) soon be declared a loser!


You may recognize these Trump pups from one of my favorite NYC events, the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade.


Really, only a dog would ever say such a thing.


The most beautiful Donal Trump impression I’ve ever seen!

Okay, I feel a little better just pretending I’m petting one of these dogs. It’ll get me through the next few hours until the polls close.

Oh, hey American readers- DID YOU VOTE YET? If the answer is no, I hope you’re reading this from the giant line at your polling place! Mine was around the corner and down the block this morning, and even later in the day, according to my roommate!


International readers- are you having fun watching us Americans squirm? Enjoying the drama?

I’ll leave you with some wise words, direct from the New York City streets:


To be read from bottom to top: “I refuse to sleep with a Trump supporter.”

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NYC lifestyle blog by Mary Lane. Events, adventures, epic mistakes, dating, life, humor. A 20-something trying to make it (and make out) in the city of dreams.