The Favorite Flower Question and a Tulip Festival

It’s a question that often comes up on a second or third date. An innocent question with a more innocent answer:

What’s your favorite flower?

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The follow up question always pops up in my head but I never ask it aloud: Will you actually use this information? Are there flowers in our future?

Do you have a spread sheet in a secret folder on your computer? One that lists the name of ever lady you’ve dated with columns for “Favorite Flower”, “Favorite Candy”, “Favorite Sex Position”? It might not be such a bad idea. Because once you ask, kind sir, know that I shall be disappointed if/when you forget my answer.

For any gentlemen callers actually reading, you’re in luck. This blog notoriously provides a cheat-sheet on dating me.

Tulips. My favorite flowers are tulips.

And lucky for me, my favorite flower is all over New York City this time of year.

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Unlike my bemoaned lack of a Magnolia Festival, there is an official celebration for my favorite flower! Every spring the West Side Community Garden hosts a Tulip Festival. Seeing as no man in my life is currently showering me with flowers, I had to go check it out.

Who am I kidding, I would’ve gone even if I had a fella who filled my entire apartment with tulips every weekend! (Cheat sheet: NOT suggesting you do that!)

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West Side Community Garden Tulip Festival

Surprise #1: tulips alive and basking in the sunshine are much prettier than those cut and confined to a vase.

Surprise #2: I’m not the only person in NYC obsessed with tulips. Tulip enthusiasts flocked to West 89th Street in droves. None of us were disappointed. These brightly colored beauties put on a festival worthy show. Just by being themselves.

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They’re pretty, pretty, purple, yellow, red, and pink selves.

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Sunshine on tulips and pups with their misters

Walks in the park, wearing shoes with no blisters

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Slushy gray winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things.

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West Side Community Garden

What are a few of your favorite flowers? Do you ask people you’re dating what their favorites are and make a point to remember? Anyone willing to admit to a spreadsheet?

Also, flowers seem to be such a gendered gift. I feel confident saying: Many women like receiving flowers. I do not feel I can say the same about men. Do you agree? Am I wrong? Has anyone ever bought a man a bouquet? If you are a man, have you ever received one? How did you/do you think you’d react, dudes?

I once wanted to give a man I’d been dating two months something to congratulate him on a exciting new job promotion. Flowers didn’t seem right. Other options- dinner, a bottle of scotch- seemed too big for where we were in the relationship. I ended up not getting him anything, which was the right choice given that he ghosted me a week later. But I still want to know- what’s the dude-gift equivalent of flowers? Tell me your thoughts.

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NYC lifestyle blog by Mary Lane. Events, adventures, epic mistakes, dating, life, humor. A 20-something trying to make it (and make out) in the city of dreams.

4 thoughts on “The Favorite Flower Question and a Tulip Festival

  1. Dude equivalent to flowers is a growler of really good IPA. But, that might just be a PNW kinda thing. (:

  2. I have gotten a bouquet of flowers from someone exactly one time. I’m actually a “buy my lady flowers for no reason” sort of guy, so when I was with an ex, I half-joking, said I’d like flowers for my birthday. My girlfriend at the time then sent a bouquet of blue roses to me at work and it was kind of hilarious but also a really sweet gesture.

    Besides the usual “buy him his favorite beer/booze” idea, I think a good equivalent would be surprising your guy by wearing lingerie. That could just be me.
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  3. My ex-husband/current boyfriend (long story) had a really, REALLY bad day at work last Monday and I brought home flowers. I think he loved it! He seemed surprised and really touched. I’d do it again…why not? Men are hard to buy little things for!

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