12 Days Of New York Christmas: Dating Edition

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On the 1st day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
A NICE GUY WITH WHOM I HAVE NO CHEMISTRY

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On the 2nd day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
2 COMMITMENT-PHOBES

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On the 3rd day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
3 MAN BUNS

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On the 4th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
4 CATCALLING CREEPS

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On the 5th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
5 HIPSTERS WITH NIPPLE RINGS

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On the 6th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
6 GEEKS a-GHOSTING

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On the 7th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
7 EXECS a-SEXTING

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On the 8th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
8 BROS a-BANKING

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On the 9th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
9 ACTORS BARTENDING
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On the 10th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
10 MARRIED MAN-WHORES

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On the 11th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
11 LUMBER-SEXUALS

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On the 12th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
12 TRUST FUND TRUMP FANS

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Merry Christmas, NYC dating scene!

Anyone want to respond with The 12 Days Of New York Christmas: Dating Edition from the male perspective? Or a less hetero-normative perspective? Email me newyorkcliche[at]yahoo.com!

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except: chemistry credit/man bun credit/lumbersexual credit/trump credit

 

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NYC lifestyle blog by Mary Lane. Events, adventures, epic mistakes, dating, life, humor. A 20-something trying to make it (and make out) in the city of dreams.