On the 1st day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
A NICE GUY WITH WHOM I HAVE NO CHEMISTRY
On the 2nd day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
2 COMMITMENT-PHOBES
On the 3rd day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
3 MAN BUNS
On the 4th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
4 CATCALLING CREEPS
On the 5th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
5 HIPSTERS WITH NIPPLE RINGS
On the 6th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
6 GEEKS a-GHOSTING
On the 7th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
7 EXECS a-SEXTING
On the 8th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
8 BROS a-BANKING
On the 9th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
9 ACTORS BARTENDING
On the 10th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
10 MARRIED MAN-WHORES
On the 11th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
11 LUMBER-SEXUALS
On the 12th day of Christmas, New York dating gave to me:
12 TRUST FUND TRUMP FANS
Merry Christmas, NYC dating scene!
Anyone want to respond with The 12 Days Of New York Christmas: Dating Edition from the male perspective? Or a less hetero-normative perspective? Email me newyorkcliche[at]yahoo.com!
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