11 Reasons You Should Date a Blogger


1 You can read her like a book.

Her life is literally an open book blog.

2 Your photography skills will improve exponentially.

At some point you may find yourself thinking, “Am I her boyfriend or photographer with benefits?”

3 Epic, exclusive, ongoing private tutorials in social media.

You’ll learn more about Twitter/Instagram/hashtagging that you ever wanted to thought possible.

4 Know the mistakes other guys made and how to avoid them.

Yes, she blogged about them. No, you shouldn’t need a blog to tell you not to leave your fucking diary lying around.

5 Nothing is sexier than confidence.

It’s pretty damn hard to blog without a strong sense of self and a propensity of self-motivation. High probability she’s intelligent, adorable, hilarious, and toooooootally modest too.

6 Stellar dates you don’t have to plan or pay for

Bloggers get press passes and plus ones to all sorts of events- some media exclusive, some with hefty ticket prices, many with open bars.

7 Cat gifs for all occasions.

She’s not a Crazy Cat Lady….

she’s the Queen of Cat Gifs!

8 Who doesn’t want someone to shout their name from the roof tops?

She actually will. Of course by “name” I mean pseudonym and by “roof tops” I mean blog.

9 You can zone out and she’ll still think you’re a great listener.

You already read the story she’s telling you.

10 Swag

With a fella in her life, she has a reason to respond to PR people who send her press releases for fancy-schmancy razors, compression boxer-briefs, and other MAN STUFF.

11. If there’s someone else, you’ll know.

She can’t resist blogging about it. Try not to read it.


About New York Cliche

NYC lifestyle blog by Mary Lane. Events, adventures, epic mistakes, dating, life, humor. A 20-something trying to make it (and make out) in the city of dreams.

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