Hats Off to Hats
One day when I was ten years old, my mother bought me a hat. It was a black, wool, tag-less,… Read More
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Flailing on Sidewalks and with Men
I step out of the door of my apartment. Shoulders back, my mother would be shocked by my perfect posture.… Read More
The Ridiculous Survival Jobs of a Struggling Actress
I suppose if I was at the maximum for a New York cliché, I would be waiting tables. It’s the ultimate clichéd… Read More
When I Wasn’t A Wallflower
“Where are you going?” my roommate asked me at 9:40 on a Thursday night. More than occupied with my twice-daily… Read More
Finally, The Safa Finale (For Real)
Why haven’t I been blogging? I don’t like the way this saga ends. That’s my excuse. I may not like it,… Read More
No Puppy Love
It is well documented that, when living on the tiny island Manhattan, the chances of running into a former lover… Read More
Happy Green Day!
There is one day a year I wait for with more anticipation than a five year-old waiting for Christmas, than… Read More
Favorite Posts
Below are links to my favorite posts with a summary of what they’re about. If you’re incredibly ambitious or just… Read More
New York Clichés
Artists The metropolis is crawling with artists- actors, writers, painters, photographers, musicians, designers- you name it, they’re here. You have… Read More
Stand Up Sellers and Seducers
The pests of New York City are notorious. Sewer rats, pigeons (“flying rats”), squirrels (“rats with cuter outfits”), bed bugs,… Read More