Models: Beauty on the Outside, Bitchy on the Inside

I stared at the email in horror. This was not what I signed up for. Who would voluntarily subject themselves… Read More

The Best Valentine’s Day of the Millennium

My locker was the place to be in middle school. Giggling groups of girls gathered there. Boys played it cool,… Read More

They walk around teetering on stilts. Faces painted with a layer of elaborate make up. Their garb dazzling with sequins,… Read More

Are you growing a beard? I ask him playfully. I ask this question far too often. In my mind growing… Read More

The pests of New York City are notorious. Sewer rats, pigeons (“flying rats”), squirrels (“rats with cuter outfits”), bed bugs,… Read More

Word of warning: If you call me before 8AM EST I will pick up bleary eyed, with morning breath palpable… Read More

Sometimes you just need a kick in the pants. A jump-start to forward momentum. This is what January is all… Read More