It’s Raining Gay Boyfriends

There are certain things you just know, beyond the benefit of a Google search, originated in New York City. Examples:… Read More

The Ridiculous Survival Jobs of a Struggling Actress

I suppose if I was at the maximum for a New York cliché, I would be waiting tables. It’s the ultimate clichéd… Read More

If you make it sunny tomorrow, I’ll give you a hundred kisses! This is the last time I remember praying… Read More

“Where are you going?” my roommate asked me at 9:40 on a Thursday night. More than occupied with my twice-daily… Read More

December 12, 2003 I received an abysmally thin envelope embossed OBERLIN COLLEGE in the left hand corner. My heart pounded in… Read More

Why haven’t I been blogging? I don’t like the way this saga ends. That’s my excuse. I may not like it,… Read More

As the tragic hero of this saga, it is only natural that I should analyze my tragic flaw. I am… Read More