New Year’s Eve, So Close to Making It

New York cliché: people spend weeks planning the perfect night for New Year’s Eve. They find the fanciest party, with… Read More

Stand Up Sellers and Seducers

The pests of New York City are notorious. Sewer rats, pigeons (“flying rats”), squirrels (“rats with cuter outfits”), bed bugs,… Read More

So we see Gypsy and both more or less (him more, me less) hate it. “Not my kind of theatre,”… Read More

Sometimes when I’m surrounded by the silicone preserved bodies of the exhibition I now work at. Sometimes when it’s 22… Read More

The truly technical term for my line of work is “street team member.” Any show with any kind of budget… Read More

I got a day job.Here is my office: Here are others who occupy the building: Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am… Read More