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[continued from The Case of the Wild Goose at Strawberry Fields] When confronted with an uncomfortable situation involving a romantic prospect, I am not myself. I’m not even human. My confidence and pride threatened, my first instinct is to freeze, essentially play dead. I’m an opossum, falling over in the path of an attractive male. [...]

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(Continued from A Date with My Elementary School Nemesis: “Background“ and “He’s in the Navy“) It’s that time of year again. The time of year when seemingly well-adjusted, proudly independent young adults want to cry for their mommies and daddies. “I don’t wanna do my taxes! I dowaaannnnaaaa!!” My unconventional profession means I have a huge stack [...]

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Hair pulling, teasing, pinching, name-calling, tattling, insulting, fighting. Oh boy, did we have a history. Last week I went on a date with my elementary school nemesis. You could say it was a date 2 months in the making. You could say it was a date 20 years in the making. You could say it [...]

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He calls it a date. He tells you that you look great. He pays for your meal. He tells you that you smell good. He grins at you and says, “You’re so adorable.” Sounds like all good things right? Things you’d find in any women’s magazine article “Things He Does When He’s Into You”. What [...]

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[This is Part Nine, the last of The Safa Boy Series. Click for the Introduction,  Part One,  Part Two.  Part Three,  Part Four,  Part Five,  Part Six,  Part Seven, and  Part Eight] Why haven’t I been blogging? I don’t like the way this saga ends. That’s my excuse. I may not like it, but I’m telling you any way. Learning he had cheated on me, [...]

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