Below are links to my favorite posts in my favorite categories with a little summary of what they’re all about. If your incredibly ambitious or just curious, you can find my very first post here.
Security for the Stars Imagine me, looking like an idiot in a 2XXL t-shirt, working “security” at a gala opening with the likes of Steve Martin, Cynthia Nixon, and James Franco.
My New Best Friend For 15 minutes Jonathan Groff, Broadway’s golden boy and recent Glee guest star, are the best friends.
Political Theatre (sans Brecht) Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea Clinton make an appearance at the show I am ushering for.
Good News and Bad News In less than a week I am offered a paid summer acting gig and fired from my shitty desk job.
ShowmanceSh-no-mance My experience with the all infamous “showmance”.
Picked Up on a Park Bench It is my first full day living in NYC and I get picked up while reading on a park bench in Central Park.
My Life as a Chick Lit Blurb My first adult break up and Sex and the City paralells.
I Know My Lines I meet a guy while buying groceries and use the gem of a pick-up line: “I was hoping you’d check me out, I mean my groceries.”
New Way to Walk I strike up a conversation with a guy on the street simply because he has a banjo strapped to his back. Turns out he’s cute.
The Safa Boy Series The long story of my “fling” with a nineteen year-old South African traveler. Need I say it ended badly?
Working the Streets Times Square is my office, the Naked Cowboy & Co my co-workers.
Frankenstein is My Friend Among other things, I make friends with Frankenstein and tell Mary Louise Parker to put down her umbrella.
Next Round’s On Me My favorite day job ever- I am paid to buy people drinks.
Models: Beauty on the Outside, Bitchy on the Inside Imagine me, the one “brand ambassador” surrounded by four models; bitches who confirm all stereotypes about their kind.
She Works Hard (or not) for the Money The random promotions and events I work can be very funny and almost always make for better stories than if I waited tables
It’s a Small Island NYC is a small world, you will always bump into people you know or at least think you know. Some very important people mistake me for the actress Lauren Ambrose.
Meet Me at the Met The experience of the grandiosity of the Metropolitan Opera and the gross-iosity of a cliché subway exposé.
Get Outta My Pants! I ride the subway, in the middle of January, wearing no pants. Yes, that means I’m out in Manhattan only in little pink panties.
Toto, We’re not in Manhattan Anymore One time I left Manhattan: Culture shock.
Fashion Week in My Backyard Fashion Week moves from Bryant Park in Lincoln Center- a block from where I live. I am in the thick of it, in more ways than one.
