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  • If you’re a business or blogger interested in a partnership, I would love to talk to you. Collaboration: let’s make it happen.
  • Any questions, comments, queries, cringes, critiques, rants, raves: what ever you got, I’d love to hear it.
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  • Know a guy that fits the description outlined in this post? What are you waiting for?



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  2. You are fucking awesome!! Lol alright let me start from the beginning. I was curious as to what’s on the internet about the comedy ticket dudes in Times Square because I see them constantly (started working in midtown couple months ago) and I stumbled upon a gem called the “safa boy series”. Luckily for me it was 5am and reading this wonderful story gave me just the excuse I was looking for to stay up until 9am and just go to work on no sleep (7:51am as I’m typing this). I’m probably gonna get fired today because I will be going through all your posts. Again you’re awesome and you just gained a follower… Oh and for the record us men do love being called assholes.

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    Keep writing, it’s great!

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